its dead week
my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito
she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”
i’ve decided to join her
burritos don’t have to take tests
Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?
those are taquitos
those are our children
your children are beautiful and that is the most lovely family photo I ever did see!
WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES I FELL OFF MY CAHIR
I’m so glad they still have this show on teennick.
Let’s play ‘were those fireworks or did someone on my street just get shot’
the cultural differences between america and other countries has never been more apparent
this is too inappropriate to not reblog
idec if my mom ever finds my blog. i must reblog this and never be ashamed.
this. is. so. hot. my. god.
Too hot to pass, even though my sister goes to my blog, awks
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
come along pond